Inner Ear

[Faceplant]

Whilst body dragging at least 10 times on Saturday I must've injested some sea water into my facial orifices. I think I have some water in my left inner ear. Equilibrium is off for a second day now. If I stand on my head and put the vacuum cleaner hose over my nose will it solve my balance issues or will it suck to hard?

[LeopardSkin]

I am a registered licensed fake ENT.

I recommend spinning on your head breakdance style. The centrifugal force will spin the water out of your ears. Do this 4x/ day for 1 week.

[C36]

Whilst body dragging at least 10 times on Saturday I must've injested some sea water into my facial orifices. I think I have some water in my left inner ear. Equilibrium is off for a second day now. If I stand on my head and put the vacuum cleaner hose over my nose will it solve my balance issues or will it suck to hard?

If your balance is being effected you should likely seek medical advice. I had fluid in my right middle ear which was causing hearing loss, but did not impact my balance (thankfully) and a ear specialist recommended surgery (installing a vent) - I wasn't keen on that and was able to get relief from acupuncture treatments.