Hey Michael,
I'd be happy to give you the old nickname 911
I had two Coast Guard pickups, one 5 hour swim from Point Atkinson to the Jericho pier with a broken mast, one swim across Howe Sound at Furry Creek with a broken fin box, one two hour paddle from 1km off of the ferry terminal in the strait to lighthouse park with a broken u-joint, several hour plus swims at Whidbey and one across Nitinat at the campsite.
I spent three hours at the hospital in Ladner with hypothermia after blowing the zipper on my steamer 2 kilometers offshore as the wind died. That was a fun one because I can remember fully hallucinating swimming parallel to the shore thinking I was getting closer. I couldn't talk or walk very well when I hit the beach and my friend Byron had to take me in.
I always used to paddle straight downwind to the shoreline then either catch a cab after dialling from a nice person's farm house or walk back on the dyke depending on how beat I was. This was all before the age of 21 and I like to think I'm a bit smarter now 20 years later
Seriously, it's tough to call it quits when the conditions are so good. I'm glad you made it back safely in one piece with all your gear. Ditching your entire rig except for your uphaul and board sucks. Take it easy Michael and rest up for tomorrow afternoon.........it looks good again!
Cheers,
Chris